Monthly Archives: May 2007

Lindsay, the Telemarket-stalker

What is this book, you might be asking yourself? Well, let’s look at the cover: The Complete Fake History of a Bunch of People Who Don’t Actually Exist I’d like to think of it as the first entry in a series of books entitled “Hey, so I heard you’ve got a stalker – the Michaelpanda…
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Picture Poast

Thus dear readers, I am afraid I shall have to tempt you with the tease shot of the mystery book above: The Complete Fake History of a Bunch of People Who Don’t Actually Exist, and then segue into the rest of this post, which I am afraid will consist solely of pictures that have nothing to do with the one directly above or below.
But as soon as I get back from this meeting – provided I survive – I promise I will tell you all about my telemarketer stalker, touch on my real-estate stalker (sigh) and expound in great detail about my almost pathological inability to say no to people to their faces that lands me in these convoluted situations in the first place.

Crayon Post, the Time Lapse Video

Somebody asked me how long it took to make the Crayon Post I put up the other day – well as it happens, I was wondering the same thing at the outset, so I had set up my camera to record a time lapse video of the process, which you can view below. This pretty…
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