omg when i saw that first picture of monkah flying through the air, i thought he was flying out past the railing and i actually got really nervous. ahhh nevermind, i feel like that EVERY time i look at it. i don't know, i'm in a weird mood ahahaha.
here is something funny!
today at work, this guy came in to buy a couple of painfully tacky hawaiian shirts for himself and some girl (she wasn't with him) for a luau or other party of the sort, and he needed me to help him to find a shirt for this girl because he even knew that they were all ugly, it was just a matter of picking out one that wasn't so bad. but yeah, so i helped him with that and i guess he ended up getting a large kid's size, which was my recommendation, and while i was checking him out at the register, he got this odd kind of look on his face and said to me, "this is probably a weird question for me to ask you and i apologize, but how old are you?" right away i knew this wasn't good at all, but i still had a desperate hope that the girl he was buying the shirt for was his girlfriend, or wife, even better! so i told him, "im 18...why?" and gave him a really suspicious/cautious/abouttobefreakedout look. he thought about it a few seconds and then was like, "well...i was just wanting to know if i should feel bad or not.." AHHHHHNONONONOON i just stood there, mid-bagging his shirts, and just stared at him with the most horrified look ever. "uh...oh...um...ew..god" he immediately started apologizing, "i know i know that's really creepy, i'm sorry....i mean, i'm not that much older than you" YEAH HE WAS THINKING ABOUT HOW HE WANTED TO FUCK ME, THAT CREEP. i should've told him i was 15, god. but yeah, so he felt really stupid as well he should. you just don't do that to a complete stranger, especially some poor girl who's just doing her damn job. geeze, it's either creeps like that or crazy evangelists giving my flyers about how i'm going to hell(http://lizb.textamerica.com/?r=4418551). but i guess...it keeps work interesting at least? what is your new job, anyway?