Michaelpanda is a perpetually sleepy, panda obsessed 20-something year old who has probably spent far too much time in Wisconsin for his own good.

A few years ago he woke to find himself in a rice field in the middle of Japan and ever since then has been trying to figure how he got here in the first place.

When he's not writing in this blog or tending to what might very well be the world's largest panda collection, he sits in a Japanese office waiting for people to call him with problems that he most likely will not be able to solve.

• Capybara coffee"
• big (purple) pimping..."
• Capybara, meet Panda."
• Capybaras are cute II"
• Capybaras are cute I"
• blue and gray..."
• Morioka tripping..."
• Kewpie Express..."
• Northern convenience..."
• On the banks of hell..."
• Caramel bliss..."
• Tea powered. ."
• piggah pile!"
• Yonda, panda?"
• Yummm..."
• Prepping for Adventure..."
• Triscuits"
• Meronseal"
• sidetalkin?"
• Oh look who's back!"